Eid Mubarak: Not In My Name, AssWhole!

Statement from President Donald J. Trump on Eid al-Fitr

On behalf of the American people¹, Melania and I send our warm greetings to Muslims as they celebrate Eid al-Fitr³.
 
Muslims in the United States joined those around the world during the holy month of Ramadan² to focus on acts of faith and charity⁴.  Now, as they commemorate Eid with family and friends, they carry on the tradition of helping neighbors and breaking bread with people from all walks of life.
 
During this holiday, we are reminded of the importance of mercy, compassion, and goodwill⁵.  With Muslims around the world, the United States renews our commitment to honor these values⁶.
 
Eid Mubarak.

Not In My Name!

    I do not endorse any part of Isdamn and I am disgusted when my President does!  You spoke for yourself, out of ignorance & cowardice, not for me.  My message to Muslims is: as same-alaikum!

Ramadan

    Ramadan is the month in which Moe faked revelation of the first Koran verse. During Ramadan, the demon's slaves abstain from food and water during the daylight hours and pig out after sunset.  Arrogant and bitchy, they threaten or assault anyone they see eating or drinking.

    Sacrificing infidels to Satan is part of the celebration of Ramadan. The demon's slaves believe that the reward of genocidal attacks is increased seventy fold during Ramadan. 

Eid al-Fitr.

  
    At the end of the month, they celebrate by sacrificing sheep, goats and camels to Satan, with the same takbir they use when slitting our throats.  The hadi die slowly, in agony.  Then the Muslims pig out again. 

faith and charity

    Their faith is false,  fabricated to motivate them to do the demon's wet work and prevent us from recognizing Isdamn as a war machine.   
Zakat and sadaka are for Muslims only, unless they find a sucker they think they can soften up and trick into selling his soul with minor bribes.

mercy

compassion

goodwill

    Fools project their values onto the demon's slaves who do not share them. Isdamnic mercy, compassion & good will are for other slaves of the demon, not for us. They think that attacking us is mercy 'cuz it might cause us to sell our souls as they have done.

honor these values

    Honor them by providing arms, ammunition and training to the indigenous Christians of Africa & Arabia so they can defend themselves against the genocidal attacks of the demon's slaves.  You dishonor them by falsely attributing them to Muslims!

    Muslims value "the supreme success": admission to the demon's celestial orgy where they will spend half the day popping cherries and half  guzzling wine and browsing the garden. The price of admission is martyrdom: killing and being killed in the way of Allah.
   
    This post has been kept at a high level of abstraction for the sake of brevity. If you doubt the major concepts presented here, then click the link to "Islam 101 For Clergy & Congregants" at the top of the page and read everything in it.